Reasons You're the World's Best Mom

1. Just look at those gorgeous kids you made. And besides...
2. The necklace says so
3. The mug says so
4. The T-shirt says so
5. The key chain says so
6. The baseball hat says so
7. Your kids say so--when they want something
8. Your husband says so--when he wants you
9. Your mother-in-law doesn't say so, but what does she know?
10. Because we said so

From Parenting (May 2010).